This line is a throwaway hook. It’s usually something a little outlandish.
But don’t ignore it.
There are plenty of strings to tie to that first sentence.
This could get a little long. For a tl;dr (too long; didn’t read) version, skip to the bottom.There are plenty of strings to tie to that first sentence. Link them up. (get it? A link to local SEO - can't ignore it... outlandish = location joke... no? Fine. Be like that.)